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• 2013-05-22

  

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  beautilation:

  “I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

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  First time doing yoga by David Somerville [website]

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• 2013-05-21

  subspacetsundere:

  having feelings that you know are dumb

  

  being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

  

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  Um, how I feel at work about my crush and life problems everyday.

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  The Best Conversation from All of "Bob's Burgers"

  1. Louise: Tell me more. What about Boo Boo?
  2. Tina: Boo Boo’s the youngest. And he’s got a really great voice, but he hasn’t hit puberty yet, so that could change.
  3. Louise: What’s he into? Sports? I could get into sports! What the hell else does he like? I want to give him things.
  4. Tina: Whoa, Louise. You like Boo Boo?
  5. Louise: WHAT? No, Tina, that’s...you know, that’s, okay, right, like, I like a boy. That’s...ugh. Do you think he might like me? Oh, my God, what’s happened to me? Cut me open! I’m infected! Pull it out!
  6. Tina: It’s okay, Louise. You’re just having a crush.
  7. Louise: Never! Boo Boo! Oh, my God, you are sick, Louise Belcher. You are sick!
  8. Tina: I’m going to get you through this. Tell me what you like about Boo Boo.
  9. Louise: Nothing. Everything. I don’t know.
  10. Tina: Do you like his hair?
  11. Louise: You mean those soft blonde bangs you wanna hide under like an umbrella on a rainy day? No, not really.
  12. Tina: And his face?
  13. Louise: Ew, gross, it’s so gorgeous! I just want to slap it. I want to slap it. I just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face.
  14. Tina: Um, you mean kiss?
  15. Louise: No, I mean slap.
  16. Tina: Whoa. You got it bad, girl.

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